The Bong Song

 The Bong Song

I do bongs in morning, I do bongs at night,
I do bongs at parties 'til my eyes are shinin' bright;
I do bongs at breakfast, I do bongs at lunch,
I do bongs at dinner, I do bongs and munch;
I do bongs, I do bongs, I do bongs, all day;
Doing bongs is healthy, good for the lungs, they say;
Bongs, bongs, bongs are lots of fun,
Bongs, bongs, bongs for everyone;

Joe does bongs in school, Steve bongs at the gym;
Joe bongs at the river right before he takes a swim;
Steve does bongs in school, a norseman every day,
Victor thinks it's cool, doing bongs that way;
I do bongs, I do bongs, I do bongs in bed,
Underneath the covers, the pillows round my head;
Bongs, bongs, bongs are lots of fun,
Bongs, bongs, bongs for everyone;

A tree stood at the river, a mighty cottonwood,
Then one year the flood came up and washed it over good;
Then in its limbs we partied, and made a game one day;
Listen real close now, I'll tell you how to play;
Do five bongs, climb the tree, do five bongs and then,
Climb the tree back over, least ways if you can;
Bongs, bongs, bongs are lots of fun,
Bongs, bongs, bongs for everyone;

In our yard stood a building, we called the Garden Shop,
We did so many bongs in it we thought our heads would pop;
On Halloween I passed out, Knuts US on my lap,
My old lady came in, and gave my head a whap,
She stole the bong, she stole the bong, she stole the bong that day,
She gave it to the garbage man, and then he drove away;
Bongs, bongs, bongs are lots of fun,
Bongs, bongs, bongs for everyone;

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